Last week, the boss and myself had a conversation that went something like this…
Boss: Whats the status of so and so reports? Did you finish this? Where’s that? I need the final numbers immediately! Blah blah this! Blah blah that!
Me: Really? Slow your roll dude! I’m only one person, one thing at a time man!
Boss: But you are always bragging about how special you are.
Me: Yes, I’m special, not Jesus (pbuh)!
Boss busts into a huge laugh and I’m cleared for about an hour.