Hilarious Article on Dating by Ali Ashbaker

I just came across this hilarious article, Pickup Lines I Wish Guys Used On Me by Ali Ashbaker. This is seriously a must read for any young lady whom has hated dating for as long as I have or looking to date again after so long.

My favorite pickup line in this article has to be:

“Oh, hey.  You wanna have a Kill Bill marathon and eat our weight in popcorn while wearing sweats on my Love Sac? By the way, cool bangs.”

All of them are good and unless guys are a little bit more real and none of that surface stuff as Ali has put it so well in her article, dating would be so much easier. I prefer dating people I’ve been friends with first, even for a short but comfortable while, where all this surface stuff is simply unnecessary. With that, I will confess that as someone whom has steering far and clear from dating for the last 3 or 4 years, I’ve accepted dating again (more on that in an upcoming rant I promise). The reasons I accepted dating this dude is because he’s real, brutally honest and after the following conversation/exchange/pickup linish that took place at a New Year’s Eve potluck party we attended, how could I say no afterwards?

Dude: Where’s your share of the chocolate cake? Here, take mine, I hope you like it, it’s 3 layers and very rich.
Me: It does look good, you did good getting it man. I came to see all got a piece but yea, I’ll share yours.
Dude: I can’t eat that because of my stomach, but I’ll take one bite.
Me. Ummm… why would you bring something you can’t eat to a party?
Dude: Because you like chocolate, I got it for you really.
Me: =D

Click here to read Ali’s hilarious article and share your thoughts!

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