After Germany defeated Uruguay in today’s World Cup match, my siblings and I were joking at the predictions of the oracle octopus “Paul”. My younger brother Samy happened to come across our very own “Paulie” and being the comedian that he is, here is what happened… (contains adult language).
Since captions aren’t working on YouTube, a transcript has been provided below…
Me: so who is going to win the world cup paulie?
Samy as Paulie: ummm… well I’m just a fucking octopus! but ummm… I think Spain is gonna to win this game! Spain is gonna to win this game!
Me: What’s the score going to be?
Samy: Spain is gonna to win this game!
Me: What’s the score going to be?
Samy as Paulie: ummm… octopus can’t really count. 4 toooo 1! 4 to 1! 4 to 1! Spain is gonna win this game
Ms. Hala 
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